

HE TURNED SEYMOUR INTO A DOUCHEBAGGY SMOKER. if i thought pike was a better writer, we could have an interesting discussion on how the characters have changed, and how that's the difference between the narrators (the original series was narrated by seymour, this was narrated by sita), but i don't have that much faith in him. at one point, a friendly group of dolphins tow sita through the english channel so she can catch up to a ferry that the bad guy is escaping on. how dare you tease me with a story-within-the-story that WE NEVER GET TO SEE?ģ. spoilers: they are kind of crazy, but not in the fun way.Ģb. my boyfriend's writing has not really improved, which i wouldn't care about if his plots were still awesome. this might not be a big deal, except the original series literally ends with vampires having never existed, so i spent the first hundred pages trying to figure out what year it was and how much of canon was being ignored.Ģ. he doesn't explain how the fuck there can be a sequel until 100 pages in.

I need to write an actual lj post about this, because WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT, CHRISTOPHER PIKE? but i'll try to write a real review first.ġ.
